Things I Like.

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via peterjsonquills)

Jul 29

f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via motherofdragonssss)

Jul 29
Jul 29

nanodash:

hotlesbiantrapqueen:

knackorcraft:

mid0nz:

nanodash:

nanodash:

I’m not even going to attempt to gif this. Watch it. Now. 15 pendulums, not interacting with one another, each with a slightly different time for a full swing.

Results in gorgeousness.

In case you missed it

Mesmerizing.

Is it weird that that made me tear up a bit? Gorgeous.

Science side of tumblr please explain this to me

Have you ever been in a traffic jam with a load of cars indicating, and every so often they all sync up and flash at the same type. It’s like that. But on steroids.

The first pendulum does it’s thing. The middle pendulum will swing once for every 5 swings of the little one, the next one for every 7 swings and so on. Add to that how complex shit can get with 15 variables and you get all these crazy ass patterns. It’s awesome.

(via yinfreak)

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

image

image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice, via departured)

Jul 25
Jul 25

(Source: dropsofsplendor, via prejaculate)

Jul 25

(Source: Washington Post, via giantspacefetus)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via yinfreak)

Jul 25

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

(via yinfreak)

Jul 25
Jul 25

(Source: sluttydilf, via yinfreak)

Jul 25

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Jul 25

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Jul 25

isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

(Source: isaidnopeeking, via pizza)

bubonickitten:

lapbotttom:

thatonedeadkid:

moldykins:

SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S  SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF
NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL

third wheeling

third whaling

ok so i definitely thought for a minute that the top of that page said ‘the orgasms of the sea’
Jul 25

bubonickitten:

lapbotttom:

thatonedeadkid:

moldykins:

SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S  SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF

NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL

third wheeling

third whaling

ok so i definitely thought for a minute that the top of that page said ‘the orgasms of the sea’

(via manda)

Jul 25

(Source: sandandglass, via hkirkh)

centerofvogue:

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Jul 25

centerofvogue:

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(Source: kimkanyekimye, via pocahontes)